This is the Christmas card for the year of the comet Halebop which may have been the most spectacular cosmic event in hundreds of years. The card shows the comet in the sky above the horizon where the sun has set. For a month or so the comet blazed across the sky after sunset for all of the western hemisphere of Earth to behold. This event was soon eclipsed by the Heaven's Gate cult in San Diego participating in a mass suicide. They evidently believed the comet was accompanied by space brethren who were there to receive the dead believers and whisk them to paradise. In addition to that strange event, the mid-west of America experienced two major floods during Halebop's month of visibility not to mention twisters and other weather effects. It wouldn't be the first time bizarre weather has been connected with comet visitations, but perhaps the fault does not lie in the stars. This is also the year of the, so called, Pathfinder mission to Mars which allegedly is on Mars moving about, photographing the planet's surface. As of this November writing, the mobile camera on Mars has yet to venture outside of the perfect crater it has landed in. We see pictures of many rocks and angles but the horizon line for the last 3 months has been the top of this crater. The Pathfinder has yet to photograph a horizon line on Mars that is greater than a couple hundred meters and I'd swear the view would be great on a couple of those hillsides. Would the horizon line turn out to be too familiar? Perhaps the Sahara Desert or Universal Studios? In addition to comet Halebop, the other cosmic event symbolized in the card is the Astrological dignity of the planet Uranus in the sign of Aquarius. On the card, the cherub on the hexagram which represents the fixed sign of Aquarius is pouring the Aquarian water upon the pentagram, which represents the fixed sign of Aquarius pouring the Aquarian water upon the planet that shall remain there dignified in Aquarius until the year 2003. This is the planet of explosive force and revolution. The week it first entered the sign of Aquarius, the April 1995 bombing in Oklahoma City occurred. It has seemed like hell breaking loose ever since. This year's card, however, deviates slightly from the pentagram child scene usually depicted. The child this year is not on the pentagram, nor in its surrounding circle of protection. This year's child is outside the circle, turning the pentagram like a wheel, causing the Aquarian waters to spill upon the symbol of Uranus. Because of the child's turning of the wheel, the pentagram is no longer shown as dignified, but an ill-dignified pentagram occurs on this year's card. This is intended to allude to mankind's latest desecration of nature. The High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program in Alaska, known as HAARP, may be the more likely explanation of unusual weather as opposed to a highly sensationalized comet passing. HAARP is based on technologies conceived by the great famous inventor Nikola Tesla, who originally envisioned electricity to be freely distributed without wires, by basically bouncing it off the ionosphere. In commemoration to Tesla's theories, the U.S. government has constructed HAARP. HAARP is essentially an ionosphere heater that is currently running. HAARP is capable of generating more than 400,000,000,000 volts and will become more powerful over the next 3 or 4 years. The intentions for doing this are glossed over as communications and also sending power without wire anywhere in the world by bouncing it off the ionosphere, but the implications of their contraption go farther than that. Many might still recall a great 9 state power outage that cut off all power in 9 western states. When all was said and done it was quickly swept under the carpet as being caused by some wires around Collie Dam that got wet or something like that. I found their explanation about as unbelievable as "their" excuse for the ozone layer's depletion being caused, not by billions and billions of cars, but by cow herds in Brazil that are cutting methane rich farts. Earlier this year the news alerted all of us concerning some sunspot activity on its way to Earth that might cause power outages etc...etc... I can't recall ever being forewarned about sunspots and venture to think "they're" creating cover stories for the affects of testing a 400,000,000,000 volt ionosphere heater in Alaska. I recall two sunspot warnings this year from the news. One of the many implications of this technology is weather control and so far it appears that it only makes bad weather. It goes back more than four years ago when the last of the Midwest American farmers began going bankrupt because of flooding that may still get worse. In a country with not much more to offer the rest of the world but wheat, American wheat farmers not already bankrupt from 1980 style yuppie easy loan scams are being finished off by floods. Now we are all being warned about something being called "El Nino", sure to produce record breaking rains, droughts, snow, you name it. Another convenient cover story to allow for more experiments with a weather machine, which has already destroyed so much ozone above the Pacific that water temperatures are skyrocketing, tropical fish are off the coast of Oregon, and fish are also being discovered with cancerous sores possibly caused by the ultra violate radiation from a destroyed ozone layer. The flooding in the Midwest might not do much for farmers but it works wonders every year in commodities on the stock market. It should be mentioned that Tesla also invented the ozone generator which may be part of the solution to Earth's ozone problem. This brings the explanation to the boarder of the card, which is made up this year of illegal yet familiar and popular marijuana leaves. Each blossom has seven leaves which represent the years the planet Uranus will remain in dignity. These 7 years of dignity will be over in 2003. The allegory of seven years brings to mind Revelations Chapter 22 verse 2, "In the midst of the street of it, and on either side of the river was there the tree of life which bare twelve manner of fruits, and yielded her fruit every month, and the leaves of the tree were for the healing of the nations." Aside from an obvious allegory for the zodiac of astrology symbolized in the description of leaves, this verse also mentions leaves for the "healing of nations." The verse is quoted as perhaps a prophesy of the end of marijuana prohibition. No other plant can do more to heal the nations than cannabis sativa plants. Hemp is becoming re-recognized, after years of unreasonable prohibition, as valuable for everything from alternatives for wood and paper products to an alternative food source and even organic fuel. It is quickly becoming time for humanity to seriously consider what we are all going to wipe our butts with for the next thousand years when the forests of Earth are gone. Perhaps after 7 years of explosive upheaval, out of the ordinary flooding, weather effects, collective telepathic phenomena such as "hearers" of strange voices and sounds, multi state power outages, and alien abduction theories to explain radio implant devises being found IN OUR SKULLS, we all might finally legalize pot and smoke a bowl.
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